deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…

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I think that’s enough adventure for today.

vinebox:

getting ready for the first day of school like

perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

iggyazaleasss:

sitting in math like

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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present