deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
starting the boyfriend challenge
i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours
or they can just donate to me
fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…
I think that’s enough adventure for today.
getting ready for the first day of school like
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
sitting in math like
i need to know for school
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
mom can i borrow money to buy you a present